Fun stories:

 #1: I was brushing my teeth several weeks ago and the Turdette comes in and tells me, "Mama, you've got big boobs!" I tell her no, I don't, they're actually on the smallish side. She looks me right in the eye and said, "Well, compared to really little people who are THIS BIG (smooshes her thumb and pointer finger together) YOU are a giant, and that makes your boobs giant too." How does one argue with that kind of logic? Straight up- you can't.

#2: In the car the other day Beyonce's song "All the single ladies" (I think that's the name) comes on. At the point where she's singing "if you liked then you shoulda put a ring on it" Evy questions what that means and I told her that if a man likes you enough he puts a ring on your finger and marries you. Fast forward to the next day and she is playing with play dough and makes herself a boy and a girl snake. The two get into a fight and the girl snake leaves at which point the boy snake tells her to come back and she then tells the boy snake "Sorry sweetie, if you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it."

 Evy also attended a birthday party this week, and apparently hammed it up quite a bit and kept begging to have her picture taken. So here's some from that!