OMG- is the only appropriate acronym I can think of for this news (the other acronyms in the running were "FML" and "WTF"? Neither were entirely appropriate.) The news goes as thus: I have a small garden out front (view previous posts for further proof). In this garden I have two cute little itty bitty pepper plants. And on one pepper plant, there was one cute little pepper. I was going to eat that pepper! I was excited to eat that pepper! I love peppers.... BUT SOMEONE STOLE MY PEPPER. Who DOES that? I mean WHO??? What on this green earth possess someone to walk by someone else's garden and feel like they can just TAKE something from it. I don't get it. It's not yours. Basic principle people. I mean... it's so basic it's one of the 10 original commandments... "Thou shalt not steal" (check it out: Exodes 20:15) So how does taking someone's pepper not constitute as stealing. I don't know.
This is my defiled pepper plant.
This is the sign that I put up that will do absolutely no good, but made me feel better.
This past week I also had the pleasure of experiencing my first chigger bites. Oh yea... that was fun... if by fun I mean being itchy enough to actually consider amputation as a viable option...... hmm... I think I need new ideas of 'fun.'
And because not everything should be doom and gloom, I'm including a few of the last pictures or the Turdette I took before she left. ::Sniffle::
1 comment:
Haha! Your hysterical. Sorry about the chigger bites, and the thievery of your beloved peppers. Personally, that sign would deter me from stealing your peppers, but if you ever have tomato plants go missing, I would likely be the culprit. What does MLF stand for?
And!! How dare you go on my blog and defile it with slanderous speaking of my darling Keith Urban? I love Him! You can't like country music and not like Keith Urban... or maybe you can. But I don't see how. ;)
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